Scent | You say: |
---|---|
White flowers | Screechy |
Patchouli | PATCHOULI BOMB |
Rose | Jammy / Not jammy (depending on how sweet it is) |
Fruity | Smells like Jolly Rancher candy (especially if watermelon) |
Iris | Powdery / Musty |
Violet | Smells like makeup |
Gardenia | Old lady scent |
Liquorice | Burning rubber |
Citrus | Smells like toilet cleaner / air freshener |
Aldehydes | Smells like hand sanitiser |
Cherry / berries | Smells like cough syrup |
Coconut | Smells like sun cream |
Lavender | Masculine |
Jasmine | Indolic / Not indolic (Does it smell a little bit like shit? Then it is indolic) |
Benzoin | I can't stand benzoin, it gives me a migraine. |
Marshmallow / candyfloss / any other kind of sweet | Cheap and childish |
Brand | You say: |
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Dior | Scent disappeared half an hour later, so weak and watered down. If it is Miss Dior, it is "catering to the Chinese market" |
Paco Rabanne | Tacky bottle |
Marc Jacobs | Overpriced |
Ariana Grande | Thank U, Next = Smells like pickles. Cloud = Inferior to Baccarat Rouge. Anything else = Inferior to Cloud. |
Britney Spears | OOES SHE KNOW PERFUMES ARE STILL BEING SOLD IN HER NAME? LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! |
Burberry | No longer relevant omg why are they still selling this crap |
Citrus | Smells like toilet cleaner / air freshener |
Aldehydes | Smells like hand sanitiser |
Cherry / berries | Smells like cough syrup |
Coconut | Smells like sun cream |
Lavender | Masculine |
Jasmine | Indolic / Not indolic (Does it smell a little bit like shit? Then it is indolic) |
Benzoin | I can't stand benzoin, it gives me a migraine. |
Marshmallow / candyfloss / any other kind of sweet | Cheap and childish |
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